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Subject: Any SMS / General Messages
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swtchoco 29.08.11 - 09:54am
HAAL-e-DIL me ek hasti hai jo JAAN hai meri,.
Jo aan se bhi badhkar SHAAN hai meri,.
Khuda hukum de to kardu SAJDA usko,.
Q ke woh koi aur nahi MAA hai meri.,. *
swtchoco 30.08.11 - 07:57am
Women are like Electric Currents !
If handled with Care they Light up Your Life..!!
If Mishandled or Misbehaved they give you Shocks throughout your Life..!!
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hotguy24 30.08.11 - 10:15am
Itni English To Mujhe Bhi Aati Hai
I Will Yaad You Very Zyada..
You Bhi Yaad Me Bohat Much..
You Are very Zyada Good Dost Of Me..
I Think I Am Bhi Achi Friend Of You..
So, Please Don't Bhoola Me..
Mein Also Kabhi Bhi Nahi Forget You..
Apni Care Rakhna..
How Lagi My ENGLISH...! *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 12:20pm
A sweet demand by a kid..
A kid was beaten up by his MOM..
When DAD came & asked - What happened son?
Kid said - I can't adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own Wife.. 
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swtchoco 31.08.11 - 12:49pm
Shakespeare's lines for friends:-
Each day I like you more than yesterday and less than tomorrow..
I want you as a friend of mine for every tomorrow's...!!! *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 12:54pm
Why girls are shorter than boys..??
Bcoz,
when they hug each other the boy lets her head rest on his shoulder
&
He can see another girl behind her.. *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 01:51pm
Few years before people used to wake up and first see GOD's Image..
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Now-a-days people wake up and first see how many msgs & missed calls are there...!!! *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 01:52pm
Cute reply given by a Boy :
Whe asked what type of girl he wants to Love ?
She should be that kind of a girl who makes me Love my name just..
cos
she says it..!! *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 01:57pm
An Awesome msg:-
When I got enough Confidence,
the stage was gone..
When I was sure of losing, I Won..
When I needed people the most,
they left me..
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on..
When I became busy,
I got friends..
When I mastered the skill of hating,
Somebody started Loving me..
After waiting for dawn I fell asleep,
and
the Sun came out..
Thats LIFE...!
Simply Unpredictable Facts...! *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 02:02pm
Amazing lines which anyone can like the most !!!
Yes, I have made MISTAKES
Bcos,
Life didn't come with
INSTRUCTIONS...!!! *
simpl_gl 1.09.11 - 07:09pm
i read there lines by a life time lover i realy like it want 2 share here
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand... Afraid That I Might Disappear...
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forehead N Said :U Better Be Quick, It's Gonna Be Late..
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Said: If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work..
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision..
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U..
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me...
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Smile At Me..
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U...
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'M Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago.. With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried... That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of My Life!
Because U Said U Love Me !!!
Please Appreciate Your Loved Ones.. Say I Love You To Them When U Have The Chance Now !!!
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swtchoco 1.09.11 - 07:39pm
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS :
Me Sick, No Work
Boss SMS BACK :
When I am sick I kiss my Wife try it
2 hours later Sardar SMS to BOSS :
Me ok, your Wife very Sweet
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swtchoco 3.09.11 - 02:46am
Sardar on Phone :
Doctor my Wife is Pregnant, She is having pain right now..
Doctor : Is this her first child?
Sardar : No this is her Husband speaking...!
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swtchoco 3.09.11 - 02:47am
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Sardar on Phone :
Doctor my Wife is Pregnant, She is having pain right now..
Doctor : Is this her first child?
Sardar : No this is her Husband speaking...!
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swtchoco 4.09.11 - 03:06pm
Msg from Mobile operator's in 2020 :
Dear user,
your wife can become a mother without your struggle..
just SMS 'CHILD' to 69696 !!!
What an Tech...!!! *
hotguy24 6.09.11 - 12:50pm
All WOMEN are beautiful
after the Lights are switched off..!!
=Shakespeare..!! *
swtchoco 10.09.11 - 04:47am
mmm.. Love is not lucky for all:) *
zareeena 10.09.11 - 05:37pm
sardarji ne naya mobile kharida, aur apne saare dosto aur rishtedaro ko phn kar ke bataya- my mobile no. has changed, earlier it was Nokia 3510, now it is 6610 *
swtchoco 11.09.11 - 04:32am
Hahaha:) nice joke:) *
swtchoco 30.09.11 - 12:30pm
Mojudgi Zaruri Nahi,.
Zaruri Ehsas Hai,.
Hum Kahi Dur Nahi Apke Aas-Pas Hai,.
Dekhiye to Zara Mann ki Ankhon Se,
Hum Har Kadam Par Apke Sath Hai.,. *
swtchoco 30.09.11 - 12:35pm
Zindagi aapko itne tohfe de
ki aap tohfa kharidna bhul jaye,.
Itni khushi de
ki dukhi hona bhul jaye,.
Par itne sare dost na de
ki aap hame hi bhul jaye.,. *
swtchoco 30.09.11 - 12:52pm
7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai to Bahut takleef Hoti Hai..
1-PYAR..
2-RISHTA..
3-SCHOOL LIFE..
4-DOSTI..
5-PAISE..
6-SMS PACK..
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7-TOILET ME PANI..
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swtchoco 22.11.11 - 04:41pm
Seek The Wisdom Of The Ages,
But,
Look At The World Through The Eyes Of A CHILD...!!! *
swtchoco 26.11.11 - 03:12pm
FUNNY SENTENCE WRITTEN ON THE T-SHIRT OF A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WALKING ON SIDE OF THE ROAD:
You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now,
Be Carefull !!!:-
Good Evening *
swtchoco 2.12.11 - 02:57pm
Instead of wiping away your tears..
Wipe away the People who make you cry.. *
swtchoco 2.12.11 - 03:11pm
Lady on Phone: Hi Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
You are the Father of 1 of my kids..?
Man Stunned, OMG.!
Are you Riya?
No
Anu?
No
Pari
No
Jasi
No
Lady in confusion..
No Sir, I am the Class Teacher of your son...!!!
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swtchoco 2.12.11 - 03:28pm
Khuda ne khud kaha hai,.
Apne gamon ki tu Numaish na kar,.
Apne Nasib ki tu Azmaish na kar,.
Jo tera hai tere dwar pe khud ayega,.
Roz use pane ki kwaish na kar.,. *
hotguy24 3.12.11 - 03:09pm
Satkarya Karna Vakai Kathin Hai,.
Kyoki
Taali Bajane K Liye Do Hatho Ki Jarur Hoti Hai,.
Jabki
Tamacha Marne K Liye Sirf Ek Hath Kafi Hai.,.! *
swtchoco 4.12.11 - 12:11pm
Beer + Water = LIVER FAIL,
Rum + Water = KIDNEY FAIL,
Whisky + Water = HEART FAIL..
STUDENT:
Iska matlab saala PAANI mein hi kuch locha hai...
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swtchoco 4.12.11 - 03:43pm
Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kardo,.
Mere Naam Sara Jaha Kardo,.
Wo Mohabbat Jo Tumhare Dilme Hai,.
Unko Zuban Par Lao Aur Bayan Kardo.,.!
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swtchoco 6.12.11 - 02:40am
Ultimate bezzati:
Bhari garmi me bus stop pe log bus k intezar me khade the..
1 bhikhari aaya,
sub se paise liye
or
taxi me baith kr chala gaya..!!
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swtchoco 6.12.11 - 04:33pm
All Scientists failed to Answer this
but,
Rajnikanth did it..
Which liquid turns solid on heating?
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DOSA..
Mind it!!!! :)
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urdughar 7.12.11 - 11:44am
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BACHELOR OF FLIRT
Trin Trin...
Gal: Hello Baby...
... ...Boy: Ohh, Jaan Bolo..
Gal:
Kahan Ho Yaar ?
Subah Se Koi Ata Pata Hi Nhi Hai Tumhara..!!
Boy:
Arey Hum To Khoye Huwe Hain Aapki Aankho Me..
Gal:
Abhi Kya Kar Rahe Ho???
Boy:
Tumhari Hi Pic Dekh Raha Hun,
Kahin Aur Mann Lag Hi Nahi Raha.
Gal:
Maine To Tumhe Apni Pic Di Hi Nahi..!
Boy:
Arey Tumhari Pic To Barson Se;
Mere Dil Mein Chapi Hui Hai..!
Gal:
Lekin Hum To Parson Hi Mile Hain Na ?? !!
Boy:
Tumhare Bina Ek Pal Bhi;
Barson Ke Samaan Hai Pinky...
Gal:
Pinky..??? Ye Pinky Kaun Hai??
Main To Divya Hun..!!
Boy:
Dekha Tumse Baat Karte Hi
Sab Kuch Bhool Jata Hun..!
Gal:
Tum Sunny Hi Ho Na???
Boy:
Ghar Waale To Arjun Kehte Hain,
But Wo Galat Ho Sakte Hain.. Tum Nahi..
Gal:
Ye '805843251' Ye Tumhara Hi No. Hai Na???
Boy:
Tha To Nahi But Ab Se Hai..!
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swtchoco 7.12.11 - 01:52pm *
swtchoco 7.12.11 - 04:50pm
*Agar PAAGAL ho tho
iss msg ko padte hi call karna..
*MAHAA PAAGAL ho tho
miscall dena..
*BEWKUF ho tho
massege karna..
*TEENO ho tho
chup rehna...!
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swtchoco 8.12.11 - 01:54am
What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration..
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Think..
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GIRLz FACE :-):-D;-)
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swtchoco 14.12.11 - 03:56pm
Kya halat ho gayi hai zamane ki,.
Sabko adat hai paise bachane ki,.
Company walo ne itne saste kar diye sms,.
Lekin
adat nahi sudhri chawanni bachaane walo ki.,.
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swtchoco 14.12.11 - 05:00pm
kisi se koi cheez maango to
aise maango jaise apne baap ki thi,.
Aur
agar nahi b mili toh
konse apne baap ki thi.,.!!
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 04:41am
Beautiful lines 4 you:-)
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Next time
Ii'll send Beautiful circles 4 you:-)
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 08:32am
A Boy fully drunk,
came home late,
quietly took laptop
&
started working 2 avoid dads scolding..
Dad:Are you Drunk?
Son:No..
Dad:Then what the hell you doing with my suitcase..?
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 03:30pm
Koi dost kabhi purana nahi hota,.
kuch din bath na karne se begana nahi hota,.
dosti me dori to aati rehti hai,.
par dori ka matlab bhulana nahi hota.,.
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swtchoco 19.12.11 - 03:36am
Samosa Said to Aloo:
Jab mai fry hota hun to
Tumhe cover Kar k Garam tel se
Bacha leta Hu..
bcoz
I Love you..
Aloo said:
Jab log Tumhe Fry hone k
fauran bad Khate hai to
mai unka muh jala deta hu..
bcoz
I Love you too..
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Moral - Inki love story pe na jao
Samosa thanda kar k khao..
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swtchoco 19.12.11 - 03:42pm
Heart Touching Story...
A Boy Loved a Girl..
but,
never proposed her..
1 day he decided to tell her at 1 a.m.,
he typed I LOVE YOU..
And sent it..
After a few seconds he got a message..
He decided to see it the next day and slept..
Next day he read the message and shocked..
It was written
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Your account balance is insufficient to Rs. 0.10..
Message sending failed..:
Eheheh;);)
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swtchoco 21.12.11 - 03:46pm
Apni to zindagi hi ajeeb kahani hai,.
Jis cheez ko chaha wo hi begani hai,.
Haste hai duniya ko hasane k liye,.
warna duniya dub jaye in ankhon me etna pani hai.,.
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hotguy24 22.12.11 - 02:40am
A nice impressive Quote :-
If someone is trying to impress you,
One thing is sure that,
That person is already impressed by you...!!!! *
swtchoco 23.12.11 - 02:09am
Bahu: Maa ji kal raat meri unse ladai ho gayi..
Saas: Koi baat nahi itna to har pati patni k bich hota he..
Bahu: ji wo sab to teek he par ab
lash ka kya karu..?
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swtchoco 25.12.11 - 11:26am
DAT'S THE REAL ATTITUDE
A Guy Added A Random Girl On Facebook..
Girl: Hey, Do I Know You..??
Boy: Abey Teri Itni Aukaat Kahaan..!
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hotguy24 28.12.11 - 01:04am
Shakespeare said
A Boy & a Girl can never Be Friends Forever..
Lincoln said
Friendship is the starting step for what V call LoVe..
Wordsworth said
Proposing a Boy/Girl for Friendship is Nothing but indirectly saying, I Love You..
Jackie Chan said
Love is a everlasting Friendship..
Michael Jackson said
If one can become your Best Friend,
then He/She can easily become your Life Partner.. *
swtchoco 28.12.11 - 01:42am
In Life so many bad things may happen that will make you weaker,
Still there are 3 things that can make you stronger..
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1.Breakfast;
2.Lunch;
3.Dinner;
.;););)
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swtchoco 29.12.11 - 02:40pm
Please take this msg seriously...
A poor girl sakshi from jodhpur
is suffering from mental disorder..
Plz help her by sending your
Photo for Shock Treatment..: ):)
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